May 13, 2003
So yesterday, I started going for a walk. I was just about half way down the cul de sac when I saw a bird fly over head out of the corner of my eye. Just about the same time I felt something warm on the back of my calf. Bird poop. How gross is that? I walked back home to wipe it off and scrub my leg. At least it didn't land on my head.
I was reminded of a past bird poop experience. Vista High School. Lunch time in the quad. Sea gulls by the thousands, looking for left overs. Bird poop landing on my shoulder. It was very very yucky. Luckily, I was wearing a sweater and was able to take it off. Not the easiest thing to do, but I managed. Pretty embarrassing.